Cancer has been cured!

God’s Answer To Cancer: Just kill it by using this health machine to flood your cells with “Chi” Energy! HOW IT WAS INVENTED, AND HOW IT HAS CURED CANCER IN THE PHILIPPINES.

“God’s Answer to Cancer” is the truth… –the amazing true story of a Healing Health Machine invented by a dying American Missionary who cured himself of stage-four Colon Cancer after receiving a Divnely (their spelling) inspired dream in 1996, showing the principles of how to build this Anti-Cancer Machine, and in 2008 at age 86 he is still totally free of cancer, and now as approved by The Philippine Congress’s Alternative Medical Act, he is offering it to you.

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen something that makes me want to run as fast as I can to Walgreen’s and spend my hard earned money. But this is worth it. I’m sure they have ‘em in stock! Right next to those footpads that remove all the nasty heavy metals from your body.